Me: I like soda, the world scares me sometimes, and if you show me a shiny I will steal it.
The Tumblr: Seemed like a good idea.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
Friendly reminder that Tony Stark had a dislike of cockroaches that turned into a fear after his childhood friend tortured him.
Friendly reminder that Tony Stark has probably called one of the Avengers because he couldn’t kill a cockroach.
A mother can divide her love among her children and each child still has all her love.
Nothing more than a tribute to Frigga and her love for her children, Loki and Thor, Jotun or not.
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.
Is it just me or does it seem like bearded dragons don’t give a shit about anything?