We're ALL Mad Here.
What am I describing? I really would like to know, because if its me I can do it in nineteen words. If its the point of this Tumblr I can do it in five words.

Me: I like soda, the world scares me sometimes, and if you show me a shiny I will steal it.

The Tumblr: Seemed like a good idea.


The pack ships them too.

Hilarity ensued.